Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
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Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
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I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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