Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
He felt like a one man threesome
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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