I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
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