I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
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I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
drinking out of a sandbucket again
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
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You should frame my arrest warrant.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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