Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
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Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
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I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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