The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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