Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
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do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
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The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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