Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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