Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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