you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
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I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
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I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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