That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I'm sobbing to NWA
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