I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Randomize