I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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