Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
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Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
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I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
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