Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
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I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
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she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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