Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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