She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
