I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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