dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
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Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
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Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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