Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
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As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
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Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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