i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
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the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
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Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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