I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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