Whod you bang
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
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He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
How external is "for external use only"?
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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