I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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