Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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