We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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