Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
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all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
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Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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