careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
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Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
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Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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