Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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