There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
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I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
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I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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