I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
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my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
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Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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