I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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