I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
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There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
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I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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