just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
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You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
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it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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