3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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