I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
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