People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
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btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
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I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
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