Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
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just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
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How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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