I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
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I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
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I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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