He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
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ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
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I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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