You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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