Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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