I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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