I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
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currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
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I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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