Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
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i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
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oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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