I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
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I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
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If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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