you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
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