is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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