Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
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A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
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I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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