Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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