I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
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I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
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It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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