Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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