been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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