The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Your cock deserves a montage
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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