He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
